Why it is better to raise boys than girls!


Why it is better to raise boys than girls!

Boys may be more active and physically demanding but after having three boys these are my top 20 of why boys are better than girls! 🙂

1) Well after all boys were created first!

2) They are less whiny or no whining at all if you are my boys!

3) They can pee in a gatorade bottle while mommy is driving!

4) They don’t need to change their bathing suit ten times in a day and can remain on the beach happy all day!

5) They aren’t bitchy!

6) They are easier to please!

7) They only require the bare necessities!

8) They don’t tie up the phone line!

9) They’ll squish bugs!

10) They are fearless!

11) They love their bodies, especially their penis!

12) They don’t turn into teenage girls!

13)They don’t always want, want, want….

14) They cost less money to raise!

15) Bruising, blood and broken bones don’t phase them!

16) Scars are something to be proud of!

17) They don’t send naked photos of themselves to people’s cell phones!

18) Boys usually respect their mom’s more…

19) Boys can entertain themselves better! (Resort to penis if all else fails!)

20) Make them Mama’s boys and they’ll stay by you forever….

copyrighted 2012: danadogooder and DMT

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About danadogooder

Happily married for 20 years except when he is pissing me off! ' Mommy of 3 boys, a yellow female lab named Curious, 2 kitties Trouble and Kornelia, and bird and fish! Yes, we have a Zoo! Love to cook, entertain, and travel. I give new meaning to, "You can't fight city hall" Cause I fought worse, "Yes, The Board of Ed! " I live in a houseful of ADHD, Dyslexia, Auditory Processing, Sensory Integration and Allergies!!! I love being a Mom, to have fun and am always joking around! My job titles are: Wife, Mommy, Advocate, Friend, Maid, Cook, Self Employed Business Owner among many others!
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6 Responses to Why it is better to raise boys than girls!

  1. surexpress says:

    Hope that my first born is a guy

    • danadogooder says:

      Surexpress I hope so too! 🙂

      • AGAIN , The complete “Optimist!” .. I adore all 20 , but are you NOT forgetting the UGLY things (a generalization) that boy’s do , prior to turning into men? Without going into any detail , it’s VERY easy to see the love / respect that you share with your boy’s…GOD BLESS ..

        I will always wish you / yours the very best .. It’s very possible that you “HIT THE JACKPOT!” and will indeed see little trouble from them , and these are my hopes!! Just a suggestion , as I do agree with many of the 20 reasons you have listed ..

        BUT CAN WE CONTINUE THIS CONVERSATION IN APPROXIMATELY 5 YEARS? LMAO…
        Always on the “Dogooders” side!!

  2. mihaelablog1 says:

    Wooohoooo! So much truth spoken here! Moms of boys are truly blessed! (Mom of two wonderful boys)

  3. first i have got to say that this is EXTEMELY sextist. Men and Women are supposed to be treated equal. saying that boys are better than girls is like saying white people are better than black people. You are comparing one human being to another. Might as well be racist to, since you like to judge people. (1) God created men first becasue you always make a rough draft before the masterpiece. BTW girls might have been made from adam’s rib but adam was made from dirt…..so, would you rather be made out of dirt or a bone. (2) Ya, some girls are really whiny, but not most of them. I’ve seen just as much whiny boys as i have seen whiny girls. (3) so one of the reason that you think boys are better is because they have a penis and can pee in a bottle
    ?…..i’m starting to feel sorry for you (4) Have you ever seen a girl change her bathing suit 10 times a day?…..cause i sure haven’t. (5) I’ve gotta say, you have raised your boys well….becasue i see bitchy boys ALL of the time. (6) Girls are easy to please most of the time too….Yeah…i said most. but not all boys are easy to please either. (7) Big whoop, like anyone cares. (8) Not all girls do either. (9) I have seen girls squish bugs just as much. Heck, some most of the girls i know wouldn’t even care to eat one. (10) Girls can be too (11) Same with girls…..(well not the penis part) (12) girls don’t turn into teenage boys. Thank God, praise the lord (13) Some do (14) I don’t see how. Have you ever even raised a girl? since you said that you had three boys. You said nothing about having a girl. So you don’t know what it is like to raise a girl. And if you did have a girl…..Not our fault that you screwed up on her and she is bitchy, not all girls are like that. (15) Yeah right!!! (16) I’m proud of my scars (17) Yeah they do. Just as much as girls, probally. P.S. sometimes boys force them or threat them to do that. So……(18) Girls usually respect their dad more (19) You are going to make me barf (20) Make them daddy’s girl and they’ll stay by you forever……if you couldn’t tell, i have the number as a reply for each of your numbers. Men and Women are equal. God created us all the same. Btw; Without women, all humanity would die out. Yea, you need a guy to have a baby too. But it is the women’s body and her choice what to do with it. I don’t beilive in abortion unless it is a suituation of horrible health or rape. but girls are more of the reason the child gets here. I don’t see boys having babies or peroids….and it’s because god knows that girls are stronger and can handle it better. Not trying to start a fight or anything…..just saying. All humans should be treated equally. Yea, you made a list of 20 reasons why boys are better i could make a list of over 200 reasons that girls are better.

    • danadogooder says:

      Obviously, you did not read my bio or you would realize this was written with humor. Since I am a female I can say I love woman too! By the way, yes I have seen girls change their bathing suits that many times. I live in a lake community and spend my summers at the beach. I’d advise you not to read my other blogs if you don’t have a sense of humor.

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