Why it is better to raise boys than girls!
Boys may be more active and physically demanding but after having three boys these are my top 20 of why boys are better than girls! 🙂
1) Well after all boys were created first!
2) They are less whiny or no whining at all if you are my boys!
3) They can pee in a gatorade bottle while mommy is driving!
4) They don’t need to change their bathing suit ten times in a day and can remain on the beach happy all day!
5) They aren’t bitchy!
6) They are easier to please!
7) They only require the bare necessities!
8) They don’t tie up the phone line!
9) They’ll squish bugs!
10) They are fearless!
11) They love their bodies, especially their penis!
12) They don’t turn into teenage girls!
13)They don’t always want, want, want….
14) They cost less money to raise!
15) Bruising, blood and broken bones don’t phase them!
16) Scars are something to be proud of!
17) They don’t send naked photos of themselves to people’s cell phones!
18) Boys usually respect their mom’s more…
19) Boys can entertain themselves better! (Resort to penis if all else fails!)
20) Make them Mama’s boys and they’ll stay by you forever….
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