Sex after children: I hear so many husbands and wives complain that their sex life is practically non-existent after they have children. Believe me I know all about stress and being tired after a day of working or running the kids all over. But the truth is good sex is important to a marriage. Not just boring obligatory sex either! And sex actually can relieve stress too. I always say if you are too tired at night to do it, that morning sex can be great! No wonder why so many of my friends husbands like me. I am always an advocate for good sex!
So in my own sex life I always try to add a little spice of life there. My husband never knows what to expect. And even though after over twenty years of knowing each others likes and dislikes he is also always ready and willing to try something new too.
My choices go from anywhere from a simple massage oil, to toys, or to just adding a something little extra to increase the mood or desire.
So one night my husband was sleeping. I decided I was going to wake him up nicely. I lowered the lights and decided to spray a new lavender pheromone spray that I had purchased recently. To my surprise, my husband awoke with his arms and legs flailing in the air. He scared the heck out of me! I said, “What is the matter?” I thought he was having a nightmare or something. I had absolutely NO IDEA what was the matter. He then yelled, “Why are you spraying BUTANE on me?” I realized he thought I was trying to set him on fire. Had he recently seen, “The Burning Bed?” What the hell was he thinking? I think I said just that, “What the hell are you thinking, are you crazy?” I went on to say, “It is PHEROMONE spray!!!” He said, “ That is NOT pheromone spray, it smells like Butane or Propane.” I went and grabbed the bottle. I read the ingredients. The first four were “Alcohol Denat, Talc, Propane, and Butane”. Oh my God, he was right. We both started to laugh. Leave it to the nose of a truck driver to recognize the smell of propane and butane.
In any event, the scene turned out to be very different then I had planned. It wasn’t the burning bed I quite expected that night.
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